January 2011
56 posts
belatedpromisering:
““So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both happy and sad and I’m still trying to figure out how that could be.””
—
The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky (via quote-book)
at least he felt infinite.
Reblog if you want (1) cute message from someone....
purehatex:
thawalkingdead:
lol reblogging to see where this goes~
^
“we all have our time machines
some take us back, they’re called memories....”
arielangelico:
I’m going to stand in the middle of a boyscout troop one day and wisper “spoiler alert: girls poop” and ruin their lives forever.
Or a frat house, whatever is closest.
No they dont.
@()#*$)@#(*$)(@#* $@#)$(*@)#($*!!!! ........
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs (Apple founder) just...
cantfindmimo:
sex:
perfectly-random:
happykevin:
xiantian:
iamjecka:
kcmolina:
giogagah:
tonjemariiee:
badboywithsomeretrosneakers:
lmao. rich people humor.
(via greenlantan)
Watchleafarja:
F*ckin Perfect - Pink (2nd Verse)
dedicated to all the girls (and guys) who don’t feel beautiful… as Traphik once put it “with all your imperfections you’re as perfect as they come”
one of my friends have been telling me about how she doesn’t feel beautiful when she’s around certain people or a certain someone because of insecurities or whatever… this song definitely sums up what...
☐ Single ☐ Taken ☑ Unable to fall in love with...
Studying.
yourboyfbest-f:
xoxoillest:
Expectations:
Reality:
OMG , YES
LMFAO it’s even my computer too! hahaha.
i've slowly realized my deep love for sandwiches.
risslove:
really. i’m practically obsessed with sandwiches.
Earl of Sandwich sounds amazingggg rn.
i make amazing sandwiches. i shall make one for you when you’re back in town! =)
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
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wow, this was really albert einstein? had no idea he if believed in anything at all. when stories become about real people don't they hit so much harder?
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This wasn't written by Albert Einstein. It's clever dialogue, and it's been circulating the internet for a while.
http: //www.snopes.com/religion/einstein.asp
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I know it wasn't Einstein, but it is pretty clever.
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wow..
If I text a person in the same room as me, I stare...
chicagoxnative:
Lmfao Kevin’s face
how should i invest 2 grand?
“Nobody knows what they’re doing, they just act like it until they get it...”
– Life.
oh btw. i understood blackswan.
That awkward moment when..
You’re ready to shave (shaving cream and all) and throw away your old blade thinking you have more, then realizing you don’t have any more and that you’ve applied shaving cream for no reason.
Yes very long awkward moment.
-(B!)
I'm not your late night booty call.
watching me workout
must be the funniest thing to see. considering i have no idea wt* i’m doing.
How I feel when I'm at school:
j0n4th4n:
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“A girl who takes care of her feet and buys nice shoes will generally have a...”
– (B!)
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Pointless learning
Why did they ever test us on what company published a book and what year and who the author was, instead of helping us understand grammar and sentence structure and actual things that could help us in the long term like the differences between verbs and adverbs and other things we probably should have learned at that pont in time. I mean, who seriously cares what year a book or where a book was...
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you're everywhere i want to be: Sooooo →
delleyy:
I just watched Black Swan with Olivia. Brendan is the bomb.com and saved us both $10.50 because he just magically finds shit online lol. And, let’s just say I’m glad I chose to watch Little Fockers with Ivan. Like, I’m mind fucked, but it just didn’t make sense to me. Olivia and I had to freaking…
and here i was thinking you were talking about little fockers…
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my family is visiting this weekend :3
risslove:
i hope my parents decide to sign the lease for the apartment while they are here!
then i wont have to worry about having a place to live during the Fall.
and i’ll know that i officially have my cute apartment :]
AND THEN PB AND I CAN BUY HERMIT CRABS.
i’m naming mine Winky because i name my pets after Harry Potter characters.
mhmmm.
I also want a beta fish. but that one will...
All girls should wear perfume or scented body...
Enough said.
- (B!)
school.
bittersweet.
Maryland is awesome.
Yay spontaneous traveling.
